Poetry Jokes
Question: How do poets say hello?
Answer: Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
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Question: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?
Answer: Because he wanted to meter.
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Question: Where do poems come from?
Answer: Poe-trees.
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Question: How does a poet sneeze?
Answer: Haiku!!!
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Question: What do baby poets play with?
Answer: Tanka trucks.
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2 years ago · Notes
