Poetry Jokes

Question: How do poets say hello?

Answer: Hey, haven’t we metaphor?


Question: Why did the boy poet introduce himself to the girl poet?

Answer: Because he wanted to meter.


Question: Where do poems come from?

 Answer: Poe-trees.


Question: How does a poet sneeze?

Answer: Haiku!!!


Question: What do baby poets play with?

Answer: Tanka trucks.



3 years ago · Notes